Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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