why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I can't turn off my feet"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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