I wish I could punch you in the face.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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