now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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