Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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