I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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