you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I am mentally ready for anal.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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