i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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