The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And then my night got REAL pukey
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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