You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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