Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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