Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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