WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
