Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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