I think I am morally bankrupt
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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