Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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