i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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