The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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