So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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