Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i think i just naturally attract stoners
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
