Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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