Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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