Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
