I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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