btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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