I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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