these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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