Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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