I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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