why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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