My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize