i think i have herpe
just one?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You dont lie about slip and slides
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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