S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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