4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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