You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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