I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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