dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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