I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I party with great urgency now.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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