I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So squirting runs in the family.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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