On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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