you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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