Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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