Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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