I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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