It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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