Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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