So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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