Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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