if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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