tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
pray to the hookup gods
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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