so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
When are your genitals available?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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