omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
4 words: hood of his car
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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