bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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