White coat. Heels.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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